That would not be me by the way. Title of resident party girl has to go to Jace who had four beers and two mixed drinks last night. I do not envy her the headache she'll have when she wakes up. It is going to be a brutal one. Hopefully she drank the water I left her.
But anyway, last night was my first Friday night in the big city and I celebrated in style...by conclusively deciding that beer is something that was probably ingested on a dare the first time anyone drank it. I may have to drag my tongue along the carpet to finally get rid of the taste. Apparently two glasses of soda and half a bag of Pirate's Booty did not get rid of it.
Myra and Cal didn't make it to the club with us (sad face). Myra was feeling a little light-headed so Cal helped her home. But I'm thinking they had something better in mind when they left Jace and I. They're so sweet together!
Developments on the boy front: I met a guy at the club last night. His name is Ben and he's a student. I think. We didn't get much of a chance to talk since Hurricane Jace ended up pulling me away early. But he has my number! And he called me lovely. Here's hoping he wants to do something next weekend.
I guess it only makes sense for an out of character night to end up in an odd place. It was weird. But at least I ended up sleeping in my own bed. I call the night a win.
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Julie
Julienne, I sincerely hope you are not drinking beer regularly. If you are going to drink, go with a light Chardonay or even Zinfadel. Those heavy alcohols and mixed drinks have so many calories in them.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry Mom. I am not experimenting with alcohol. I had one experiment with the beer and it went horribly awry. I'll stick to Pepsi.
DeleteOh Julie, dear, you really shouldn't have sodas. Those have so much sugar in them. Really, the wine isn't that bad. I'm sure they'll have some. And wine is good for you as well.
DeleteYou know I don't like wine, Mom. It tastes like tree bark. I'll just have water or something
DeleteJust be thankfully you never had to worry about me developing an alcohol dependency
DeleteJULES YOU NEED TO CALL ME THIS INSTANT SO WE CAN DISH ABOUT YOUR HOT PIECE OF BRITISH MAN CANDY!!!
ReplyDeleteDeep breaths, Anj. Remember what I told you about overreacting to news. He is not my "hot piece of British man candy". We haven't even talked since last night.
DeleteI think I vaguely remember this guy from last night! Damn, he WAS hot. Seriously, you say the word and I will find him. I am a bloodhound for guys.
DeleteDown, killer. It hasn't even been 24 hours. Let's not resort to the stalking stage just yet.
DeleteI am serious, Jules. If you hold out on me there will be asskicking on an epic scale. And I will make you go shopping with me. Every weekend for a month. And we will not go to the independent bookstore.
DeleteWhoa, that is really harsh. I approve.
DeleteYou wouldn't. Even you wouldn't be so cruel.
DeleteTry me.
DeleteDear god, I am never drinking again after last night. Just let me die. I am sorry for ruining a love connection between you and Ben. If he doesn't call I will track him down and drag him to your doorstep in apology.
ReplyDeletePS. Thanks for the water. I can't imagine how I could feel worse, but I'm sure I would have without it
Glad the water helped. And don't even worry about it. He was cool.
DeleteJulie! Do not be absurd. Cal and I are only friends. He was just being kind to me last night.
ReplyDeleteIt's true Julie. Believe me, there is NOTHING going on.
DeleteAlright. Whatever you guys say. ;)
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